Me, trying to figure out this “joke”. Like, Ellen, Imma need you…

Me, trying to figure out this “joke”.
Like, Ellen, Imma need you to break this tweet down for me.

What does the beard have to do with walking on water? Is it a Jesus joke? But like, was Jesus’s beard ever depicted longer than this? Is it like, the beard would soak up the water – but that would mean like also there would technically be no water left to walk on? Or is it like, the beard would be long enough for Jared to walk on – over the water? But like, then he’d be walking on his beard, not the water? And like, that seems uncomfortable? And along that route, is she saying the beard would be a floatation device of some sort? But like, are beards known to be floaty? Guys. I’m lost.

la-leto: la-leto: Searching twitter for “win this fight tonight” offers some hilariously cruel…

la-leto:

la-leto:

Searching twitter for “win this fight tonight” offers some hilariously cruel results.

Note:

Must have a sense of humor.

Must be somewhat cruel.

la-leto: Searching twitter for “win this fight tonight” offers some hilariously cruel results….

la-leto:

Searching twitter for “win this fight tonight” offers some hilariously cruel results.

Note:

Must have a sense of humor.

Must be somewhat cruel.

Searching twitter for “win this fight tonight” offers some hilariously cruel results. Note:Must have…

Searching twitter for “win this fight tonight” offers some hilariously cruel results.

Note:

Must have a sense of humor.

Must be somewhat cruel.