ellen telling jared his skin is amazing is me
via Men’s Health // 9/22/17
It’s cute they think that’s the body he’d choose to have outside of a film requirement.
They obvs don’t know Leto.
3hrs. ago: no sign of that 2015 instagram bod Jared anywhere
Cut to: Harry Styles, with his ear to his dressing room door, whispering: is he gone yet?
The way he stalked Harry Styles’ dressing room sign on snapchat… was a little alarming.
He snapped that sign what felt like 871 times.
via The Guardian // 9/22/17
Jared is a secret robot slashfic writer.
via TMZ // 9/22/17
Like, I imagine him creaming his Gucci leggings over all this attention….and….that’s….upsetting.
But mediocre trash press is better than no press, amirite?
lol William Graper is my spirit animal.
(Also a Camp Mars 2016 VIP Guest, so, they close.)